La Zona Velha Funchal Madeira; An Afternoon With Kids

If you like a spot of history coupled with narrow cobbled streets, painted doors, flakey yellow paint on crumbling buildings and some delicious smells emanating from local restaurants than an afternoon in the la zona velha Funchal is definitely up your street!

The view from a bathing complex in zona velha
The view from the top of the bathing complex.

La Zona Velha Funchal

La Zona Velha or The Old Town of Funchal is a tourist hotspot but nevertheless still worth an afternoon’s visit. If you start in the east with the Fortaleza de Sao Tiago, you can then explore the streets, take a nosy in the churches, stop off for afternoon tea, visit the story centre and learn all about Madeira’s history, possibly pop up to Monte on the cable car and then meander your way west along the Avenida do Mar walkway to Funchal’s marina.

Join Jacks flight club

Where to Park in Zona Velha Funchal

Parking on the Rua Bela Sao Tiago opposite Ilha Pneu Tyres (GPS: 32.647713 16.896714) parking for 7 hours cost us €3.40.

Parking is open until 11pm weekdays, midnight Friday night and 1am Saturday night.

Things to do in zona velha Funchal

Largo do Socorro bathing area

The Barreirinha Bathing Complex is just east of the fort, on the Largo do Socorro. It’s a fee-paying, public area and costs €4 euros entrance and is monitored by a lifeguard.

We didn’t go into the complex but we were able to walk around the top areas. Despite it being 24*C (48f) that day, there was just ONE person sunbathing in the complex. Imagine having all of that to yourself.

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The rugged coastline and the yellow turret of the Forte.
The bathing complex in Funchal
No 1 child posing for a photo above the bathing complex
View over the Atlantic Ocean from Madeira Island
The view of the bathing area and the sea.
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The forte and its coastline in the zona velha.
An old white crossed window looking out onto the atlantic ocean
A window looking out on to the atlantic ocean from the bathing complex. La zona velha

The Fort of La Zona Velha Funchal

As the Portuguese dominated the North Atlantic routes in the 1500’s they omitted to consider defending Funchal and Madeira. This oversight led to a bloody battle in 1566 where many Madeiran’s were slaughtered.

The fort’s construction was finished in 1614 despite the constant threat of attack. It was enlarged in 1767 and used exclusively by the military until 1992 when it was then used for cultural activities.  The inside of the fort now houses an art gallery and a restaurant whilst the outside is used for local fishing boats and sunbathers.

The small but rocky coastline provides rockpools and a free area for people to worship the sun! There are toilets and this is where local fishermen dry dock their boats.

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A sign for the forte that leads down a narrow cobbled lane.
Inside the forte of Funchal which is now a restaurnt
Looking inside the forte.
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The forte and a fishing boat
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Enjoying the sun with the fort in the background
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A turret on the west wing of the fort.

Pass Some Time Throwing Stones

We sat lazily in the sun, admiring the view and the kids hopped between rocks and threw stones. The sun was amazingly hot for winter and the area was quiet with just a few locals enjoying the sun too.

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The rocky coastline and pools.
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Rock pools around the fort

Cobbled Streets do Zona Velha Funchal

La zona velha is nearly entirely formed with cobbled streets, some of which are pedestrianised and some of which you share with cars. You can hear them approaching because of the constant thud noises they make over the cobbles!

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A cobbled street in la zona velha
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Walking down a cobbled street

Church of Nossa Senhora Do SOCORRO

The Church of Socorro, located in the Socorro Square (Largo do Socorro), is associated with a vow to São Tiago made by the Funchal population in 1523. It was originally located somewhere else but was destroyed and relocated here in 1768.
We didn’t go in and I am unsure as to whether it is open except for services.
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Socorro church

Oh Those Doors!

The doorways on and around the Rua da Santa Maria date back to the 1400s.  Thanks to the art project “Art of Open Doors” (Arte de Portas Abertas) many doors and entrances were revamped and decorated.

I missed quite a few including one of a mermaid so we might have to re-visit!

Do you have a favourite?

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Santa maria doorways
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A painted doorway
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Two small doorways in la zona velha
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Painted doorways
Painted doorways of Funchal
Beautiful doorways in la zona velha
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The creepy one!
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Still creepy?
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Cobbled streets and doorways
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Peace and bananas
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A masked woman
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Entrances and walls painted here
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Flowers and woman
Colourful doorways
Portuguese restaurant

Park do Almirante Reis

The park straddles the front of la zona velha Funchal.  Walk around and you can see men playing cards, stray dogs, families, young people on bikes and more. It is all very vibrant with lots going on.

Old men playing cards in the park of Funchal
The park with men playing cards
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Men huddled over playing cards
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A representation of Madeira’s fishing and catholic past
The bike park in Funchal
The park from the teleferico building

Can You Catch A Tukxi?

At the heart of the old town, you can catch a tukxi. An eco tour of the old town costs €50 for 3 people and takes 90 minutes. You can create your own tour too!

Obviously we couldn’t as we are five but they have good feedback.

A tukxi in the old town
A tukxi in the old town
Tukxis lined in a row
Zona velha tukxis.

Afternoon Tea With A View

We stopped off for some tea and cake at this delightful tea room which is directly opposite the teleferico. Google is not very good on Madeira and many businesses are not listed.

I had coconut cake and passion fruit tea. It was delicious.

A tea room in Funchal
Tea room
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The inside of the tea room.
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My cake and tea

Why Not Catch The Teleferico?

You can catch the teleferico from the park of Almirante Reis up to the Monte Tropical Gardens or you can just sit and watch them fly past.

Tickets are relatively expensive. A return ticket is €7.50 for kids aged 6-14 and €15 adults. Under 6’s go free. We were lucky enough to be given two tickets from a Dutch tourist who had bought tickets and then changed her mind. Thank you to that wonderful person.

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The teleferico from zona velha to Monte gardens
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Carry On Walking To Funchal’s Marina

From here you might as well just carry on walking if it’s a nice day.  We had beautiful sunshine and decided to walk on to Funchal’s marina.

The promenade has some nicely laid gardens which lead you up to the marina where several boats are docked and some small stalls sell freshly cooked food.

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Walking to Funchal. The yellow fort in the background.
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This shopping centre has a large girl painted on its side.
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This statue sits along the promenade
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A lighthouse along the promenade
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A lighthouse on the promenade
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Walking through the gardens

What else can you do on Madeira?